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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

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What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

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that second one seems way outta left field to me, what kinda contexts is that used in?
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  Vaginas
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    A one word answer that covers so many questions.
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      Like, “I don’t get it.”
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        Hahaha burn
        
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        Not if you wrap it before you tap it
        
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        you can’t go wrong if you shield your dong

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