“Ghost town” = Not driven to oversharing by algorithms.

“getting shit” = nobody wanting to listen to a youtuber’s outrage bait.

It must be confusing to log into the fediverse straight off of Youtube, though. “Why aren’t people compulsively clicking and subscribing to everything? How am I not being recommended radicalising posts by conspiracy theorists and terror organisations within five clicks?”

“Honey, this is Mastodon”

<switches to Blooskie>

“Ah, much better!”