This is true and I’ve seen it. However, I still think that it’s possible someone above didn’t want to acknowledge that they were a bad read of character. That’s how it felt in the situation I saw firsthand anyway.

If you have been troubled, be troubled no more.

But pants also always cover all the legs.

ah, same vibe as “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me”

Many thanks! I’m intrigued by a lot of these haha

And on top of that, unfortunately I’ve only come across British TV in my college years. Even then, the shows I watched seemed to be of the same theme: WILTY, QI, 8 out of 10 cats, Mock the Week, and the like. Though I have seen Black Adder, which was great.

Wow I’ve not heard of a single one of these! I’ll have to look into them.

Cut a croissant in half. On the bottom half, spread out a healthy serving of a good chicken salad. Sprinkle a tiny bit of red pepper powder for a kick (optional but recommended). Put two slices of cheese on top of this. Put this in a toaster oven, preferably heat from above. Take it out when the cheese is melted. Replace the top croissant half and press down a bit so everything doesn’t fall out when you take a bite. Enjoy the best start to your day.

Jokes on them, listening isn’t my torture. It’s seeing people eat with their mouth open and especially bits falling out while chewing. Yuck

Thought of another trait that is as toxic as it is annoying: apparently a man must outwardly show how attracted he is to “hot” women around him or he must be gay, and apparently that in itself is also implied to be a disappointment.

The inability to accept/ ask for help.

I’ve had this saved for a while and was trying to think of a good time to use it

Username does not check out.

There are literally people named “Princess”. Not that I think that does wonders for their life either.

Anything I’ve tried to talk to in any extended manner without them expressing curiosity for first pulls their limbs and head into a shell and works on developing whatever prejudice they have to make it more foolproof and less prone to examination.

All of what you said was insightful, but that takes all the cake.

Hey - that’s a biblically accurate angel, isn’t it!

You’ve been giggling straight for 30 years?

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

She’s dead.