Yeah, I’m not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???
checks job title
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES??? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???
looks at world
Oh. Right.
A worm is the culprit
The worm died of starvation.
Best one today ,thanks
Not a joke.
The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html
Mother nature is an amazing comedian
He’s a sperm counter.
It’s honest work counting those little wigglers.
hes also on roids.
I swear to god we have a used car salesman for a president and a snake oil huckster for secretary of health. It goes downhill from there. Everyone talks about fascism but the kakistocracy is fucking real.
Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.
I’m terrified that this might actually be what he said.
I recall a few Republican state legislators in at least one state proposing that veterans be given permission to marry girls under the age of marriage; I guess as a treat. (and sex between them would be “okay” because they’re married. These same legislators want to ban divorce.)
Oh, I’d love that! If only I were 65 again…
Your comment history is pretty positive so giving you the benefit of the doubt here. What you said in this comment was really creepy.
Oh, oops, sorry! I definitely didn’t mean it that way at all.
this administration spends more time thinking about teenage sperm and circumcisions than is justifiable
Well, they are the Geriatric Old Pedophile party.
We need to workshop this a bit. “Old” is kinda repetitive given the use of “geriatric”. Maybe switch for “Oligarch”?
Obease might be it.
Since we know he doesn’t mess with science/empirical data…how did he get that information?
Put a picture of Trump under the pillow before you go to sleep. During the night, the supreme wisdom of Trump will be focused by the pillow and absorbed by your subconscious mind. In the morning, you’ll just know the correct answer.
Also works with university exams. No need to read any books as long as you have the photo of the relevant professor under your pillow.
Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children.
Let’s practice some critical thinking. Join me!
Teens have half the sperm count of a senior citizen? I’d maybe believe they’re equivalent? Maybe? He’s getting this from dropping teen pregnancy rates.
Teens have half the testosterone of a senior citizen? Boolshit on it’s face. So senior men are more aggressive, more horny, stronger and hairier than teens? Stronger bones too! Also, seniors have more zits. Are you teen boys even trying any more?!
Parents aren’t having children. OK. I’ll let the audience stew on that one a minute.
We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country…
True! Not so much a security threat as an economic threat, maybe the same difference? So what’s the solution? Kick out the foreigners? Hey yo, Japan! How that working out?
Money says these idiots do what Russia did about their shrinking birth rates. National holiday to stay home and fuck for the Motherland! (Not even joking here.)
Our replacement rate has been low for a long time, but our population has stayed relatively steady… because of immigration.
Low replacement rate is only bad if you’re racist/xenophobic. Otherwise there’s usually (in a supposedly first-world country) an easy solution.
And if you think this is a dig on specifically the US, it isn’t. Japan and South Korea are about to have insane difficulties with a very obvious and simple solution, and the US had that solution and are destroying it in favor of racism and xenophobia.
I don’t think immigration is bad, but if the “problem” of fertility below replacement is caused by the other problem of people who might otherwise want kids not being able to have them because of economic constraints, focusing on solving the first problem by importing competitive and ambitious skilled professionals seems at least kind of questionable.
That is not the problem. Population declines as countries move to first world status, and I think the people not having kids due to financial constraints are few and far between. Otherwise population would not start and continue diminishing as an area becomes more affluent. People have less (or no) kids because they don’t want kids, don’t want a bunch of kids, and can reasonably expect the kids they have to survive to adulthood. And access to birth control, education, and other opportunities (mostly for women) makes having less kids (by their own desire) possible.
So bringing capable workers in means they pay into taxes that support the aging and school-age population, and never had to have their school-age years paid for. They’re a productive member with half the cost over their lifetime.
It’s a no-brainer… as long as you’re not worried about changing the… shade or hue… of your population over time.
Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children. Parents who want to have children do not have access. I have seven children. I feel that God has blessed me with that and I can’t imagine how different my life would be if I did not have that blessing.
RFK jr counting teenager sperm?
our parents aren’t having children
If someone doesn’t have children, they’re… Not a parent.
Unless
youRFK means people with a child already, which makes no sense (and never did) except to religious nuts.People aren’t cats to have litters of up to 6 kittens, and kids don’t grow up in 6 months.
They need to be fed, clothed, medicated and educated for 18+ years!
P.S. If you dump your kids out on their 18th birthday, spoilers! You’re a bad parent.
hes also a serial womanizer, slept with hundreds of woman and has a journal of sexual conquests and also to hurt her deceased wife drove her to suicide.
sighs I want off of Mr. Bones’ wild ride.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: we live in the dumbest timeline.
Dumbest timeline so far.
I swear he’s just such a no-good dirty lying bastard. Like I don’t even have any words for him anymore. Whole world would be better off if that worm had finished the job.
The fact that the Kennedys lobotomized a young woman for no good reason and yet allowed this putrid pestilence to permeate our world. Shit.
“I don’t know the science behind it.” Applies to his every claim.
I don’t know the science behind it… But Tylenol causes Autism in pregnancy. (RFK jr 2025)
and circumsicion! Wonder what happens for the circumsised boys that had tylenol in the womb…
Double autism.
The taste changed? :)
Viscosity.
Now it’s easy to swallow
And velocity
They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids. Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.
And how has he been studied it?
Sounds great, like these kids nowadays know the key to a healthy masturbation routine
smh. What an absolute moron.
Is he personally extracting said sperm?
Why do you think his throat sounds like that?
heroin+WORMS+ untreated voice/box defect.
from dead animals?
Pretty sure he’s operating on another level, he wonders through airports diagnosing kids and dreaming of their sperm.
Doesn’t matter how this administration spins it, we aren’t going to condone them fucking teenage girls.
