Is there EVER a time when Republicans AREN’T thinking about the dicks of children??
Tricky one, tricky. It’s very doubtful but maybe it’s possible for them to do that when they are busy raping little girls…?
Has Tylenol sued the Trump admin yet? This can’t be good for their sales.
Honestly, anyone who is influenced by this absolute bullshit was probably already taking horse dewormer or pet drips behind the neck from the farm/feed store anyway.
Nah, their patent on acetominaphen is expired, so they have little real interest in defending it today. Slap another brand on their various meds that don’t contain it, and call it a day.
People who believe the administration and drop Tylenol for Motrin, Kenvue is happy either way.
Also they continue to own the brand that is demonized by the administration that some people will stick with precisely because this administration demonized it.
Also reap a bump of people stockpiling because they think the government might take it away.
This wouldn’t be “defending it” like a copyright claim. This would be suing for damages. It doesn’t matter how much they care about the brand. They’d sue to get money based on a loss of potential sales (future and present) and any other harm done.
I could see them not wanting to rock the boat, but I don’t think it’s a smart play. They’ll go down either way if the Fascists want, and they clearly don’t care about them enough to not damage them.
Probably doing great from panic buying.
I showed this to my autistic friend. He laughed so hard I thought I broke him.
You didn’t break him, the Tylenol and circumcisions did! It’s all in the article. Try to keep up, bud.
Ngl I thought this was a stroke headline. These are a whole bunch of unrelated topics strung together in a sentence with Elmer’s glue.
No, Elmer’s doesn’t have enough fumes. I think it’s rubber cement they’ve been sniffing
I mean I’m all for ending circumcision, but being a fellow acetaminophen-american, I can certainly say it does not appear to be a factor for me being that I’m not cut.
It seems very strange that lacking foreskin would have a relationship to executive functioning in the brain, but I’m not an expert like they claim to be.
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They say men think with their dicks, but I thought it was a metaphor!
There’s conclusive evidence that male Trump supporters think stunted thoughts, so draw your own conlcusions from that.
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so…is the autistic foreskin in the room with us?
obviously not, they were cut off. Do you know what a circumcision is?
is that some kind of honorary knight?
Pretty sure I developed a brain bleed from that title sentence.
The woke Trump administration again persecuting Christians and attacking their rites
Most Christians don’t do the dick chop, it’s a US and Jewish thing (maybe Muslim too?)
It’s quite common among Christians in the u.s. Probably somehow related to Kellogg and Graham, of cereal and crackers. Those types were obsessed with preventing masturbation and pleasure.
Not in the US. About 80% are circumcised in the US, including most Christians.
US thing = American Christian thing = American thing
All those female sexed autistic folks don’t exist.
Well, they don’t have foreskins, do they?
well… (nsfw image warning) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood
Thank you for this information Children’s Penis Expert RFK Jr.
“It’s not dispositive that it causes autism,” Kennedy said. “It’s so suggestive that anybody who takes the stuff during pregnancy is irresponsible.”
Whelp after reading that my head hurts so much I have to go take some Tylenol.
That’s a clever way of bringing it back to the Jews. Good job. Pro move. It’s always antisemitism, even when you didn’t think they could find a way.
Republicans are NOT Anti Semetic! They just think Nazis are OK and that Jewish Traditions (ASIDE from Bombing Refugee Camps and Hospitals) are WRONG!
I’m not antisemitic and I think circumcision is wrong. It’s sexual assault, normalized.
I get the traditional and cultural reasons why it was done, but that time is gone.
I think historically, intersex people would have an operation to assign a single gender. Nowadays, we wait, as it is considered cruel to assume. Why is it different for religion? Why do we have an exception for people who are not medically trained to perform what is essentially an operation.
The only reason it is tolerated and legal and common is due to cultural memory. If some new religion required all children to have their appendix removed preventively, we would not do that.
Hadn’t thought of appendicitis prevention as an Avenue for cultists’ insanity. You may have just written into being some new bs for 2030.
/s
At least they would be removing something pointless, not something like human rights.
This was my thought as well. Seems like a very thinly veiled antisemitic thing to say.
Circumcision? Oh APICs not gonna be happy with that!
