Probably one of the dozens of times he went to Epstein’s Caribbean island. I mean, if he isnt a pedophile (apparently), what else would he be doing there?
I was only there for the snorkeling! Everything was very above board. But the kid thing really sullied the whole operation.
Does he look like he swims? Or do any exercise for that matter…
Why do you ask?
That’s so weird, I was just having that conversation with my SO. We’re convinced water is his nemesis. He’s like the aliens in Signs.
I can easily imagine a pool by that mini palace in Florida.
The pool would turn brown within moments. They’re probably all “out of order” when he’s around.
Cue Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of coins.
ITS NOT A LIQUID!!!
He should absolutely try it anyway. Maybe after the Fed mints those coins with his face on it. Just give him a room full and let him dive in head first.
He swims in a pool of fat sweats and diaper leavings every day.
