• Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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    Republicans man. So concerned about others bedroom activities. They need to get laid more.

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      Man, why did we stop doing the whole “calling Republicans weird” thing? It was really starting to get under their skins, especially when major Dems like Walz and such got in on it, but then it just kinda fizzled out…

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        Harris and Waltz were told to stop doing it by the DNC because they were gonna win.

        You can literally chart the rise and fall of their campaign by that one phone call where the DNC leadership told her to pivot to “vote for us or you hate democracy, and gaslighting Americans about the economy”

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        Because it was getting to them DURING an election. Now they (pubeucans) are in charge all the Dems are cowering in fear. Only Burnie has the balls to say shit to their faces.

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        Dunno, but agree that it was clearly melting their delicate snowflake sensibilities. I think we should bring it back.

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    How the fuck is he 19 already? He hadn’t even hit puberty yet last time I checked.

    Why did time just start flying by after COVID started, and never slowed back down? I’m only in my 30s, but I feel like my life is already more than halfway over. My body feels the same too. The first 30 years of my life lasted forever, but ever since lockdown, a year now feels like a month. Hell, my 30s barely started, and now they’re almost over already, after what feels like less than a year of being 30.

    I mean I’m just now starting my life. Finally got a decent job and a house after years of trying, and I already feel too old to accomplish anything more. This is bullshit.

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    If my conservative mother had the brain capacity to actually process what was going on on her tv, she probably wouldn’t be a conservative. She snaps at me whenever I swear, but this shit is blaring on her tv constantly. If I ever comment on what’s on, she has no clue what I’m talking about.

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    Did that bitch just say “prima-Donald” and then say “no (bad) pun intended”? I’m a little high on weed so maybe I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s what that dumb Fox bitch just said.

  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s 19. He is barely an adult under normal circumstances. This is horrifically gross and Watters should be sacked for this.

    Edit:This is when I would want Trump to call into the show. It would be great for him to ask why they were doing this on live tv.

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      He joked about wanting to date Ivanka on Howard Stern. He also said the grab em by the pussy thing, but at least there he didn’t know about the mic.

      Either way, he wouldn’t care,and might even join in.

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        “Look, my son, Baron. He’s a tremendous guy, a great guy, frankly, a winner. And he’s got this tremendous energy. The best energy. He’s, and I’ve seen the numbers, folks, believe me, he is absolutely doing more fucking than you can even believe. A lot. More than Europe. Probably more than anyone you’ve ever heard of.”

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    1 “Haha, you know, every man’s wondering the same thing. We gotta know! But just between us, you think he gave his date big cummies? An overflowing specimen jar? Intentional ejaculation for the purpose of animal pleasure or procreation? Insemination with live, wriggling gametes?”

    2 “Yes”

    1 “Oh man, you’re so nasty! This is a Christian network, man!”

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    What kind of a creepy sex shit you think Watters is going to be into? I mean look at that fucking face. He’s a sick pervert. You could just tell. Be a miracle if he’s not a pedophile. But even if he’s not it’s going to be something weird. That’s a sick fuck face if I’ve ever seen one. What do you think it’s going to be?

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      Given he looks like a ventriloquist puppet I assume he has an actual ventriloquist puppet of himself that he fucks while fisting himself