Go to the pawn shop and ask them how much they would pay for your server. I bet $20

Home Depot has a whole big shelf of north american plugs that anyone can wire up however they want.

No unusual missing person reports today. Hmmmm did you say “true” christians?

JFC they were shooting uprange to make this happen

Tighty

I hope it was painful

Last I checked, “rights” now means “my right to control you”

That was when I first noticed that word being abused so egregiously. I wouldn’t be surprised if it started before that.

25 years ago, the day I stopped watching TV news- the dramatic talking head told me that terrorists had attacked a US military base in Afganistan.

Malcom in the middle did it

You can call your cat anything you want, they still won’t come.

Owning real estate. Similar to being a “qualified investor” today

They dont- you can sign up for all evening classes if you want

They aren’t confessing, they’re bragging

Just put the fucking paint on the wall and get paid.

Why did you push this spaghetti to production?

Cocain said it was a good idea!

How come

Spoiler alert!

Parasol