Owning real estate. Similar to being a “qualified investor” today

They dont- you can sign up for all evening classes if you want

They aren’t confessing, they’re bragging

Just put the fucking paint on the wall and get paid.

Why did you push this spaghetti to production?

Cocain said it was a good idea!

How come

Spoiler alert!

Parasol

So this really is Obama’s fault?

Your first stop would be a bankruptcy lawyer.

Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

Paint.

Been saying this for a year now

Whats it called?

brb gotta tell my son I love him

Mark Wahlberg makes my skin crawl

The mother might already be a victim, and the “father” might be her handler.

Unix time is 32bit seconds, not milliseconds

2 more bits could have kept us in the same epoch pretty much forever. What were they thinking??

That’s a lynching.