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  • Psythik@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksDreams are free!
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    11 days ago

    This is why you always eat pussy until she comes first, that way she’s always guaranteed at least one orgasm and then you’re free to last as little as you like. If you manage to get a second orgasm out of her while fucking, even better! :D

    Option B is to just pop some stimulants first. Adderall makes sex feel amazing and gives you the stamina of a porn star.

    Or do what I do and do both. That’s a guaranteed three orgasm minimum for her unless you’re just really bad at sex.










  • Psythik@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksAlmost Right
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    19 days ago

    I don’t understand how anyone could think that the sun is yellow, without questioning why they’re able to see other colors in daylight besides yellow. It’s like they don’t even have the most basic understanding of how light and color work. It is impossible for the sun to be any color other than white, otherwise other colors wouldn’t exist.


  • Because the cables are difficult to plug in and break constantly. What was most frustrating about the standard was that the previous one, mini-USB, was considerably better by an order of magnitude. The connection wasn’t flimsy as hell, for one.

    The robustness of USB-C reminds me of mini-, which is the main reason why prefer it. I also appreciate that you can plug the cable in any direction and it’ll always work, every time. You can even plug it in reverse and it will still work, something we’ve never had in a USB cable before. Micro- sucks so much ass that I can’t believe that anyone would prefer it to over mini- or -C.




  • As far as instant ramen is concerned, I prefer that black Korean stuff that tastes like hoisin sauce and green onion (forgot what it’s called but you know the one).

    But between these two, I like Maruchan’s slightly thinner noodles better. The chicken flavor is comfort food that takes me back to childhood. The chili lime with shrimp flavor is fire too.