But I would read 500 words

And I would read 500 more

Just to be the man who read a thousand words

To lose the argument some more

Of course I do, I live in the US.

My favorite is when they scroll by ten links that agree with me only to zero in on a random fringe headline that disagrees

the sand grain paradox

But you see, I have just now skimmed the wikipedia article. If you disagree, I’ll scroll down to the ‘criticisms’ section. Checkmate, sweaty.

Not smarter, but perhaps (slightly) better informed? That’s fair, I guess… thankfully none of my friends are annoying about it.

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