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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

www.independent.co.uk

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Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago
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Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
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Lauren Bobert suggested that Matt Gaetz was an appropriate figure to deliver the ‘truth’ about Jeffrey Epstein
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    So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right

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      And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
      Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.

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        She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn’t against pedophilia, it turned her on.

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          She’s just upset the Lolita* Express was shut down before she could visit the island.

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          Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.

          it’s disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof

          https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680

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      Well don’t you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.

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      Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm’s syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!

      Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape

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    Dream team Special counsel:

    Lead- Matt Gaetz

    Assist

    • Harvey Weinstein,
    • Bill Cosby from the jello commercial
    • the dusty bones of Strom Thurmond
    • R. Kelly’s piss
    • fat Jared
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    every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.

    I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.

    The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it’s impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a “sleepover” at his estate.

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    You don’t need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I’m sayin’?

  • SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hey, Republicans, what happened with that “groomer” panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?

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      They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else

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    7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

    7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files

    7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.

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      I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn’t a new faction, they’re gearing up to investigate and say there’s nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn’t want to die in prison.

  • charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works
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    Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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    Jesus, is she still around?

    • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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      These fucking roaches never go away.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        MS beetlejuicer.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      she kinda disappeared around the same mtg did, when TRUMP got elected. before that all we could hear is from these 2 before the election.

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    Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.

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      Matt Gaetz is the present day Epstein

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    Satire is dead…

    • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I truly can’t tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.

      • Gaylactus@lemmy.world
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        Actually, he looks more like Beavis

        • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Need youtube link substitution. I just probably got fingerprinted.

        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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          Maybe a bit like Mikey Day?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86qKgK0asGo

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    The logic being “it takes one to know one?”

  • MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca
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    guess Boeberts check didn’t clear.

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    THIS is why she and the Other Republicans voted AGAINST Releasing the Epstein Files! They wanted MATT GAETZ to Release it Instead for some reason because that’s PREFERABLE than Releasing it without him?

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    Only the Gross Old Pedophiles could come up with shit like this.

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