• fucktrump@lemmy.world
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    So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right

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      And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
      Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.

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      Well don’t you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.

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      Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm’s syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!

      Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape

  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Dream team Special counsel:

    Lead- Matt Gaetz

    Assist

    • Harvey Weinstein,
    • Bill Cosby from the jello commercial
    • the dusty bones of Strom Thurmond
    • R. Kelly’s piss
    • fat Jared
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    every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.

    I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.

    The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it’s impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a “sleepover” at his estate.

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    You don’t need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I’m sayin’?

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      They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else

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    7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

    7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files

    7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration

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      I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn’t a new faction, they’re gearing up to investigate and say there’s nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn’t want to die in prison.

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    THIS is why she and the Other Republicans voted AGAINST Releasing the Epstein Files! They wanted MATT GAETZ to Release it Instead for some reason because that’s PREFERABLE than Releasing it without him?