the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)
For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.
I’m glad. I’ve seen it a few times and that wasn’t my first guess.
During a BBL, fat is liposuctioned from one area of the body and injected into the butt. If too much fat is packed into a single spot—more than blood vessels can support—it can die. That’s called fat necrosis, and it smells about as good as it sounds. “When there is more fat in an area than the blood supply allows, the fat will die through a smelly process,” Dr. Anderson told the Daily Mail. It’s a complication that can lead to infections, hospital stays, and in rare cases, sepsis.
Imagine if you love going down on your partner and the smell of rotten flesh is a few inches away.
Would make me think of my mother
Goodbye internet
I looked at the subreddit for bolted on butts, and they’re so gross.
Hahaha, I don’t know why, but this absolutely made my day.
The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can’t make this shit up.
The BBL smell, rotting fat
You forgot the inability to properly wipe their ass (also mentioned in the article).
Reminded me of bart
You can’t even sit down for 6-8 weeks after the procedure. Like WTAF.
They’re so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that’s a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.
Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?
I know what to do
Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.
Look at this reddit comment of someone who had one.
got that dumpy, that wagon haulin straight stank
Vice back at it with ground breaking journalism
Big Black Ligma?