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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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Trump said he wants the card to be held in front of more than 20,000 people as part of a celebration honoring America’s 250th birthday on July 4, 2026.
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    Idiocracy achieved. Mike Judge is a time traveler disguised as a comedic writer and tried to warn us.

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      And we thought he was joking

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    For context, his Big Idiot Bill passed, but polling on it has been horrendous. This is another distraction.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-scrambles-to-defend-his-megabill-after-savage-polling/

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    And in 2030 he’ll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

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      I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest

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      They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

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    Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

    How much you want to wager, the “mainstream” media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

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      I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it’s not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that’s not happening in real life.

      Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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        Been saying this for a year now

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    This feels really psychotic. All of this really makes me want to question reality. Are we in a simulation? Are we an experiment by an advanced alien race, and they’re tweaking parameters to study us?

    Trump is like a grade school bully, in a lord of the flies scenario. He’s got all this power and he’s bringing in his bully friends and they’re doing shit grade school bullies would do with all this power.

    And all the people who voted for him…

    None of this makes any sense. The end is nigh?

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    Based on Musk’s black eye, I would say that Trump’s White House has allready seen at least one fight

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    I hope it’s as successful as his birthday party

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    The White House lawn will be turned into a monster truck track next.

    • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Why not? Honestly why not? I would at least be entertained.

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    Can we please stop getting sidetracked by “trump might eat green cheese 2026” please?

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    Rehabilitation!

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    Biff Tannen has become president.

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    …

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    Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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      Celebrity Deathmatch.

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    This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.

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