Yesterday someone asked if one could do something like this, here is my version, in case you missed it !
Here is the list of all the softwares in this picture :
- Friendica
- GNUSocial / Mastodon
- Vernissage
- Wordpress / Writefreely / Pixelfed
- Loops
- Jlai.lu (French lemmy instance) / Lemmy (with the lemmy.world logo because it’s more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)
Feel free to share it anywhere you want :)
If you have any idea for other meme of this type for the Fediverse, please send me a DM and I might make a nice graph like this for you !
“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant
It’s a venn diagram where french is fully inside the circle
I’m french and your representation is oversimplifying and not even close to grabbing the complexity of the real world
So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have
Oui ça s’appelle l’humour mdr
Hey, I’ll let you know that I’m a judgmental asshole and I happen to be french, but I don’t hate the world, only the parts that aren’t french
Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)
La chocolatine n’existe pas, ducon.
And this is the moment I realized that German “tja” (“well”) probably comes from French “tiens” even though I’ve had five years of French in school.
My understanding is french is the most Germanic of the romance languages, so I’d guess it came to them both from an older Germanic language
I don’t think so. French “tiens” is a form of the verb “tenir” (“hold”). German “tja” is pronounced almost exactly the same and is only used as an interjection with a similar meaning but doesn’t have any related forms that I could think of.
Especially the southern German dialects have quite a few words that originated as loan words from French so it’s at least plausible. Could of course just be a coincidence as well.
Not every judgmental asshole who hates the world is french.
Quebec here. Can confirm, bitch.
Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that
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I hate you!
Who’s this person who doesn’t know what social to join, but knows them all by the logos?
Only one thing: Why should somebody who’s over 60, but otherwise would answer any singe other question with “no”, not be allowed to stay off of social media as well?
Sorry, you’re going to have to use Friendica, it’s the law.
Damn! 😭
Additionally, why does age have anything to do with any of these questions? This feels like it was made by someone who doesn’t have much experience with other humans and is unaware of the massive variety of opinions and attitudes among all age groups.
It’s a direct copy from this graph, with just the logos replaced for federated/semi-federated services: https://feddit.org/post/13181365
Where Facebook is meant for the over 60 crowd, instead of Friendica, and TwitterX and Threads for the opinionated assholes instead of Mastodon, etc.
There the categories make a bit more sense.
Okay, that explains it. Thanks! 😁
People above a certain age should begin to avoid social media and stick with more private forms of communication like email, phone calls, signal messages and f2f discussions. Once your ability to tell fact from fiction deteriorates enough, announcing your opinions publicly becomes increasingly problematic.
I know well informed people above even their 80st birthday and heard of some conspiracists, who still have to go to school. 🤨
Both extremes exist. Hence, the condition about loosing your grip on reality.
Interesting at least two people thought you’re wrong and downvoted this …
Risky comment of the day. Maybe they just don’t like to hear what I have to say. Maybe I could have been a little less blunt about it. Who knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Commenters be mad
Maybe it’s Maybelline?
You are all too afraid to admit you don’t know half of these logos even with the name list.
I am not.
The hell is a vernissage?
This is a Vernissage: https://vernissage.photos/
That did a surprisingly incomplete job of answering the question, if I’m being honest.
It’s a photo sharing site using ActivityPub for the federation, but it’s not Pixelfed.
Not sure whether it means something else in English, but in french a vernissage is the first opening of an art exhibition
Isn’t the entirety of Lemmy super opinionated?
Yes, I put lemmy.world because the logo looks cooler
Extremely, sometimes rabid.
Remake with the names on the graphic.
I don’t think Loops counts, it’s not federated yet.
Unironiclaly I would love to see a useful version of a flowchart like this, it would be so easy to share something like this around to people in order to try out the fediverse compared to everything else.
Something like this? https://lemmy.zip/post/33642802
I’d be happy to make a more accurate version and a more useful version, but I’d need some help with this ! maybe I could create a matrix group to talk about it sometime in the future !
[email protected] has a Matrix chat: https://matrix.to/#/#fedibridge:tchncs.de
Sounds like the best place to discuss it, yeah !
Well thank for this usefull guide. So we are judgementale asshole. I guess you haven’t tried [email protected] or animal community 😔
And what about PieFed ? :)
It’s a joke, Krafting is a French speaker https://jlai.lu/post/11166738
feddit.fr?? so cool
Oui, c’est vraiment pas mal!
No, but why do we perpetuate this image ourselves 😭😭😭
(I didn’t really understand the joke :()
Nan mais pourquoi on perpetue nous même cette image 😭😭😭
(J’avais pas vraiment compris la blague :( )
Hey Hi Camus
And yes, I found it funny because french people are often angry and hates/criticize everything (Which I am guilty of btw)
Maybe one day I could make a better graph with most fediverse software, but I might need some help ahah
Just try them all :D
I would like to shove misskey and peertube somewhere in there.
Are you Japanese –––> misskey
idk what for peertube.
(I think this graph misses the point of OG joke as it was making fun of the userbase of the software)
I’d love to have more software as well, and I just reinterpreted the OG joke in the fediverse, but yeah the userbase on the fediverse is mostly linux nerd and femboy anyway, I’d love to make an accurate graph some time !
The joke is there with the “judgemental asshole who hates the world”
I feel that worked great for reddit but doesn’t for Lemmy. The culture is slightly different IMO.
Maybe something like: Are you a power tripping bastard that tries to exuse worst behaviour on earth?
Well done ha ha
I’m Lemmy and Mastodon, both extremes at wrong ages. Also not French.
Me too, i prefer iceshrimp to mastodon, there are markdown and 3000 characters :)
Il y a beaucoup de français ici.
But I’m not French.
Dégage connard, ici c’est nous qui faisons la loi.
Lmfao
Dommage pour toi (^_-)
Ok I can do bits and pieces of French but not quickly, but yes I agree.
Also because it’s stupid hard to pronounce with an American accent.
What’s the logo with the devilish “G” for? I might need to migrate away from Mastodon for that platform.
Oh wait, that’s probably GnuSocial, isn’t it? I’ll stick with Mastodon, even though I’m too old now :D
Yeah, Gnusocial matches the body text they listed. Never used it, so can’t give any insight
Went to their website, clicked on the link that said “Click here to see the popular GnuSocial sites you can join”, and it showed a completely empty list. That seems indicative of something. :)
I think the network kind of faded away. Even the FSF shutter their instance: https://status.fsf.org/
I ran an instance a long time ago, back when quitter.se was the main instance.
hauntingly accurate
Didn’t even bother reading any further but how tf can u be over 60 and under 30 at the same time?
I think you misread. The “over 30” is on the negative branch of “over 60”
Oh shit yeh, but there was no need to make it directly under the answer for yes in the previous question.