Anglo-saxons got the UWU, nice

You could even, oh my god, have a hug or touch her nose.

Currency to buy what? To buy gold of course, which was a famous Aztec staple. They were very fond of it. Never heard the expressions “I hunger for gold”, “as delicious as a gold ingot”, “this cake must be made of gold”? All proofs of the sacred place of gold in the Aztec kitchen. It is known, look it up on YouTube.

Oh the flattery! No it’s nowhere near a stalactite

make a coffee

make another coffee

masturbate

Sounds like a solid office day to me

Very normal and rational reaction to Bibi’s hateful drivel. I prescribe you nothing, come back to my office when you’re in the all caps, three exclamation marks stage.

Does my comment feel strange? Is it confusing? ARE YOU A MORON?

Whaaa? 🤯

The H word?

I’ve been called “heterosexual white male”, won’t Musky do anything about that? I’m literally crying, we’re the most attacked majority, life is unbearable for us!

Well, folders do look like 2 slices of cardboard with paper inside, a bit like a paperburger. And judges flip them, yes. These are UNDENIABLE FACTS!

In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a “strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities”, but I guess it’s a question of optimism

But what if I’m using a private ship (not a boat)? I am a sea traveler, not engaged in sea commerce, and I have a red stamp on my ass as well.

I have fiddled with that concept, too! You are almost persuading me to buy a newspaper and have a look by myself, instead of trusting people to read the article to me, because when I send too many letter chains, the result is usually non sense.

Seymour Skinner ‘Am I out of touch?’ meme:

• top panel caption: are EVs too expensive and not practical enough yet?
• bottom panel caption: No, it’s Mr Bean’s fault

But sir, I don’t understand, I only answer to maritime law (Caribbean pirate locale) as I made abundantly clear in the missives I sent - no to you because I don’t partake in so-called ‘legal shipment’ schemes. I must assume you didn’t receive the message in a bottle I sent but I’m not responsible for this. Therefore you have to accept the payment I sent (strangely you received this one) in the form of a letter of change from the Germano-Papuan Trade Company.

The cats are ruining my life

You can still kick a homeless in the groin for a buck

I don’t know in other countries, but in France there was a sort of cult from some media around Raoult, who was, at the time, a respected name. So maybe it’s not that simple.

People are talking about dead people and just call them morons. Without any idea of what they went through. Amazing.