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NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

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NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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    🤌

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      🤏

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.

        • Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

          • peregrin5@lemm.ee
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            Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

            • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.

  • SoupBrick@pawb.social
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    2023, but good find

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

  • Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com
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    Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.

    It’s just the tip.

    😶‍🌫️

  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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    everything reminds me of her

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Everything reminds me of him 😞

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    Ah, so that’s where I’ll find my Super Samples.

  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!

  • Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Okay… 2023? How did I miss this? That can’t be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it’s just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored… It sure would explain a lot.

    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”

      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ok, why is this also what she said?!

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The prophecy has been fulfilled

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      The end of days has come

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.

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    I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).

  • Matt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This happened two years ago…

    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      And it still hasn’t melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby

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        Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

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          Thank you for that, I was about to set off on a madcap adventure to find the eternal ice donkey cock but instead I think I’ll watch hockey

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    Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

    Hate it when that happens.

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      If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician

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        And maybe a physicist.

        They’d probably like to know. They are very kinky like that.

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    If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.

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      Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    “It’s a bit small”

    • orange_squeezer@lemm.ee
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      “Hey, it’s cold out here!”

      That said, I’m somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.

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