“You’re holding it wrong.”
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Finally a device that allows straight people to eat bananas
Users are always more creative than the devs.
OK, I get an egg slicer, just because they’re actually a pain in the ass to slice by hand. But this? This is ridiculous.
Most kitchen “gadgets” that are effectively an alternative to the classic combination of a knife and cutting board (such as this one) are typically assistive devices for those unable to safely/effectively operate a knife. Even though a dull table knife would generally be more than sufficient to cut a banana, not everybody can so much as properly grip one.
If you can’t properly grip a knife, what will you use to eat the slices? Surely just holding the banana is easier, no?
Kids. It’s safer than a knife for kids.
Well, most kids.
my kid managed to go full cenobite on himself with an apple slicer, but luckily it was only plastic.
While I agree that assistive devices are necessary, and this could be used as one, I highly doubt that it was invented for that purpose.
Maybe
I suspect that it is for children to use so they don’t have to use a knife. Then again, I don’t know the last time I ever saw a child prepare their own food.
I almost never slice bananas for my kids, I just start the peel and they take it from there. The only time I slice is if I put it on a peanut butter sandwich or something.
Isn’t a child just someone who can’t safely use a knife?
Just because most children can’t use a knife safely doesn’t mean that anyone who can’t use a knife safely must therefore be a child.
That’s called “association fallacy“.
Yeah exactly what would that thing even be used for? Please don’t tell me it’s for a banana.
100+ bought in past month
This makes me sad.
holy shit, Matts video is even better, I wish I could link to it directly…
That right there is on a whole other level of shitposting
Wow
someone got an F- at their IQ test
More like B+
haha clever ^^
What if they wanted thick slices of Satan’s dick? Either way, they’ve made a huge mistake by even thinking about eating one of those lmfao
Lol
