I want to hear the crunch in THX when the leopard clamps down.

I was sync for me, but hell yeah, it’s been a good couple of years.

I played the entirety of GTA V with a newborn in my arms. Same for Fallout 4.

If I was awake, I was on baby duty so mom could get sleep, and I was going to be damned if that meant staring at the ceiling.

I’d have said the power to stop trains with tactile telekinesis. You’re a better person than me.

“I hate to toot my own horn, but my ass literally can’t quit. It’s a real problem, it blows that thing 24/7. I grabbed it once and took it away and a new one materialized out of thin air immediately, the sound never stopped.”

“Sir this is a Wendy’s…”

“I AM WELL AWARE. (voice growing louder to drown out the ass horn). Wendy’s is my last hope for access to a deep fryer large enough to fit my entire human faced centaur ass in.”

You have to be careful, most heads are covered by only a veneer of hard outer shell before you hit the gooey center. Find someone with experience. Head resizing is very much a “you just have to have a feel for it” kind of art, not an exact science.

Unless they want a whole new mess if/when they ever come back, they need to get those people legally removed as parents.

https://youtu.be/pWZEwSQlL88

My favorite part of this video is the intro where the location is listed as just “Texas, USA”.

I might be able to trick an AI into a paradox situation if I’m lucky, but that’s all I got.

You should look up “Walstad planted tank”. An all plants aquarium you don’t ever have to mess with (except to trim if you want to)

Like all regressive movements, they’re incapable of original thought and constantly steal aesthetic from others. Yes.

Every shoe store I have ever been to, including thrift stores, had one of those foot measuring things.

If you can master the subtle science and exact art that is the clitmouse, then yes it can be a pleasant experience. But even the nicest tent isn’t going to make camping feel like a Ritz Carlton.

Use a mouse like a smart person? The only people who use the track pad have no alternative at the moment, or are brainwashed by apple ads.

Laptops have terrible ergonomics. Hunching over a desk like that is pretty bad for you. Use an external monitor, mouse, and keyboard and you’ll remember how useless a tiny 16" screen and shitty unmoving glass pad can be as an interface.

I choose to interpret this as “Barely a handful of people survived WW3, and only because they were protected from the radiation deep in their basement server rooms.” (No hate, I heart less than three 🐧)

Kids. It’s safer than a knife for kids.

Well, most kids.

my kid managed to go full cenobite on himself with an apple slicer, but luckily it was only plastic.

Hell yeah, congrats!

I’m with the other people here saying the same thing, that’s a salvaged tail light that was damaged in a wreck. That it was your tail light before it became salvage doesn’t make it ok.

And just because I know how those shops work, if at any point they said something like “we’re gonna reuse your old tail light” and you signed off on that, you might be out of luck.

Maybe your insurance company might be able to cover it under the same claim? It’s worth a phone call or email at least.

If you don’t want to DIY, definitely shop around for a better quote, but you might not find a cheaper total price. I wouldn’t burn a bridge with that shop.