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MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections

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MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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The eccentric former tech CEO famous for his anti-aging efforts compared his nocturnal erections to his 19-year-old son’s.
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    Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

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      I want optional mortality, yes. https://www.fullmoon.nu/Resurrection/PrimarySpecies.html

      But, I gotta say, I don’t want to spend literally all my time just surviving, which seems to be this anti-aging zealot’s day.

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        Living day-to-day life like a Diablo minmaxer.

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      i think most people don’t really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you’d like to go on living as well.

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        I don’t want to die, but living forever sounds exhausting.

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        I don’t wanna live forever. But the act of dying is usually pretty horrible, so I wanna push that off as long as possible.

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      Would you like to live one extra year than your otherwise normal lifespan? Yeah?

      Yeah that’s pretty much why.

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        No, there’s too many dudes like him on the planet.

        Clear them out and we’ll readdress the question.

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      Idk, if I could live forever, I’d like to witness the history of humanity, ala Doctor Who.

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      Freddy, is that you?

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