minus-squareprobably2high@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s ErectionslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoIt’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt. linkfedilink
minus-squareprobably2high@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s ErectionslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoLiving day-to-day life like a Diablo minmaxer. linkfedilink
It’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt.