For me it’s detailed describtions about people’s dreams.
Not only doesn’t your story make any sense, but you’re also telling me about something that didn’t even happen. It’s kind of like telling about an event, and then ending the story by saying you just made it all up, except with dreams you begin by telling it’s all made up. I’m already not interested before you even started.
No what’s pathetic is the inescapable bullshit we keep hearing about America. What’s pathetic is that America considers itself so fucking important that the ENTIRE world got to know about it when some politician farts. What’s pathetic is that America doesn’t even have something as simple as a proper healthcare system, like an actual civilised country, yet spares no expense rubbing in everyone’s that they’re some kind of world leader.
You don’t want better countries to insult American… Uh… “culture”, then either evolve into something better or shut the fuck up.
You don’t hear about American politicians farting because we decided you needed to, you hear about it because France Info, BBC, Sky News, etc. decided you did, or because you’re on English speaking parts of the internet and the USA represents the largest English speaking population in the world by far.