cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623
He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”
He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.
Ah yes, the ol’ Incel defense: You can’t cite me bc I don’t respect you.
The “fun” intersection of incel with sovereign citizen bullshit.
Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?
People who want to try out this cool trick
It’s a nice loophole, but following all your local cops’ OnlyFans can be expensive.
Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can’t sentence you if you’ve seen their private parts.
This person crimes
“you can’t arrest me no more, I’ve seen your privates” lmfao
It’s a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞
He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons
I too don’t have any respect for people who have sex. I only respect asexuals.
Unfortunately for you, not all asexual people don’t have sex. The amount of people you respect just keeps on dwindling 😔
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How much Does he spend on OnlyFans to accidentally stumble upon a local cop from his area? Is he looking to Platinum OnlyFans?
Wait…
This isn’t the onion???
What the fuck lmao
“Cool story bro thanks for $30 now get in the fucking car and be quiet”
Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?
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