NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoLouisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandmentsboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1301arrow-down17
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minus-squarethe_joeba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 months agoBut then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
minus-squareours@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoThe Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoThe lord didn’t take Red Lobster away. Vulture capitalists did.
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·5 months agoMore importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoAs Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.
But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
The lord didn’t take Red Lobster away.
Vulture capitalists did.
More importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
As Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.