NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoLouisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandmentsboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1301arrow-down17
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minus-squarethe_joeba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoBut then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
minus-squareours@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoThe Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThe lord didn’t take Red Lobster away. Vulture capitalists did.
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoMore importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoAs Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.
But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
The lord didn’t take Red Lobster away.
Vulture capitalists did.
More importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
As Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.