hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoApex friend?sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1472arrow-down17
arrow-up1465arrow-down1imageApex friend?sopuli.xyzhydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-21 year agoAll of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 year agoI am a meat popsicle
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoYou’re not classified as human?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThis is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
minus-squarejettrscga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThis feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoPeople can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.
All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
I am a meat popsicle
You’re not classified as human?
Negative
This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
People can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.