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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sounds legit, sovcit.

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Sounds legit, sovcit.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    It is legit. Here are the steps:

    • Stop paying mortgage
    • Bank forecloses and takes possession of the house
    • Get evicted
    • Mortgage gone
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      Even then, it depends on the state and whether you have positive equity.

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    “Say these magic words exactly the right way, and they’ll have no choice but to give you a house for free”

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      “Yes Mister senator, of course I’ll give your campaign money in exchange for a new law helping the business I’m starting” would work even better.

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    Step 1: Sell your house.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Move into a van down by the river.

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  • Drusenija@lemmy.world
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    Not that they’ll ever say that’s the goal. It’s the system that’s not working right. If I just put enough of this document into uppercase with the right combination of words written in red ink, surely this time it’ll work!

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      You need the handwritten note in red marker at a 45° angle that says, “This contract is voided”

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        I knew I forgot something. This is why I’m not cut out to be a sovcit.

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    • burn down own house
    • wait for city to condemn it
    • squat in burned rubble
    • claim squatter’s rights, free house!
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    What a long way to say “repossession”

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    And here we are paying money like suckers

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