Don’t forget to buy a year of insider info from your local sovcit guru, or they won’t be valid. Each one has a number unique to you, absolutely do not share it or ask others for their’s, or they can steal your secret bank account.

You need the handwritten note in red marker at a 45° angle that says, “This contract is voided”

That’s the problem with holy wars, the perpetrators think they’re doing God’s work.

Turns out string theory is 100% correct, and one of the pocket dimensions broke open, and it was full of time.

It’s frozen, so it’s edible as long as it stays that way. It’s “good” until it’s too freezer burnt though.

Looks like they even have some for Jeaster.

Sorry… Couldn’t help myself.

Oh man, a lid? I don’t think I can afford this place.

Not to mention, they’ll have immediate access to the 3 million dollar account the government sets up for every citizen to have as soon as they reject their citizenship or whatever dumb shit that is.

“Tell me about the rights of Jews in any of the surrounding Arab countries first.” Sorry, gotta expect more out of the most moral army in the world than an eye for an eye.

Magic, if you’re stupid enough, apparently.

Put it in the freezer with the chicken.

Both ships have air in them. They probably are not running at the exact same pressure value. It is totally reasonable that there’d be enough air flow just after exposing each other to the varying pressures.

Jar of the cat.

I think their trying to get a pro China movement in the west. I also think it’s working.

There’s too many assholes.

Actually, the goal seems to be committing the most war crimes that you’re somehow absolved of, it appears.

Well, at least nothing like that happens anymore… /s