Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

Power to the peehole?

Aka Sounding with Voltage

And I don’t wanna talk to a welsh linguist

Mae’r motherfuckers hynny yn dweud celwydd, ac mae hynny’n gwneud i mi deimlo’n ddig.

I can scoop a spit bubble up off the bottom of my mouth with my tongue, fold my tongue around it, and blow the bubble out of my mouth, and it floats to the ground.

The angled writing is almost certainly part of the magic, since they think is is for signatures.

Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.

Let him keep driving with a fake license plate? At minimum the car should be towed.

I support the mandate. Just pointing out that the whole “blood of victims” thing, while true of some very important regulations, is nonsense for most of them. There were no victims of lightning ports. There was no blood involved in generic Champagne being called Sparkling Wine.

Some are, sure. I think most on Lemmy support those kinds. While I enjoy the effects, USB-C mandates aren’t written in blood, and I suspect the majority of regulations are of that variety.

If [the government] don’t get you, [the corporations] will

They’re the same picture.

Why would they mind the deaths of Creeper Entity Objects?

Very similar, but in my opinion slightly more fun, is Mini Motorways

It’s been a while. Have you thrown your phone yet?

I was under the impression they’re not allowed to provide legal advice, but IANAL.

Scroll back to the top for a giant 🫤 face.

Most people hold the Netherlands to a higher standard. It’s like the “at least we’re not Alabama” of international politics.

The voice in my head requires complex language and symbolism. I don’t doubt that they’re capable of thought, just like Helen Keller was capable of thought before having language, but I doubt that it’s like the “little voice” in my head.

Surprised it’s not a TIL post from a deaf person learning that boners make a loud noise.

One little voice is calling me calling me

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