Just a little bit more of a niche category.

Just have threesomes with a catgirl, and make sure the last thrust is into her instead.

I’m not emasculated by it, and very much enjoy it. Hitachi magic wands are so much fun. Thrusting rabbits are a delight.

But….

The ones that are realistic penis replicas….

I get a bit turned off looking down and seeing a veiny flesh-colored penis in my hand. Just kinda takes me out of the moment. If I were bi, I’m sure it’d be lovely. But it’s just not for me.

Parascope lenses don’t require cheating physics.

My cat Captain Crunch just purrs at 2600hz.

It’s like the ultra-thin TVs that are only meaningfully thin if you bust a hole in your wall for the business end to recess into.

Back in my day, we’d take that fully-functional form and do progressive enhancement to add that functionality on top with js. You know, back when we (or the people paying us) gave a fuck.

News site dev here. I’ll never build a site for this company that relies on js for anything other than video playback (yay hls patents, and they won’t let me offer mp4 as an alternative because preroll pays our bills, despite everyone feeling entitled to free news with no ads)

Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

Power to the peehole?

Aka Sounding with Voltage

And I don’t wanna talk to a welsh linguist

Mae’r motherfuckers hynny yn dweud celwydd, ac mae hynny’n gwneud i mi deimlo’n ddig.

I can scoop a spit bubble up off the bottom of my mouth with my tongue, fold my tongue around it, and blow the bubble out of my mouth, and it floats to the ground.

The angled writing is almost certainly part of the magic, since they think is is for signatures.

Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.

Let him keep driving with a fake license plate? At minimum the car should be towed.

I support the mandate. Just pointing out that the whole “blood of victims” thing, while true of some very important regulations, is nonsense for most of them. There were no victims of lightning ports. There was no blood involved in generic Champagne being called Sparkling Wine.

Some are, sure. I think most on Lemmy support those kinds. While I enjoy the effects, USB-C mandates aren’t written in blood, and I suspect the majority of regulations are of that variety.

If [the government] don’t get you, [the corporations] will

They’re the same picture.

Why would they mind the deaths of Creeper Entity Objects?

Very similar, but in my opinion slightly more fun, is Mini Motorways