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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

This is how they expect you to watch the film.

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This is how they expect you to watch the film.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Thanks for your confession. Your penance is to watch Interstellar in Imax and say 5 hail Nolans.

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    I watched Tenet on my phone in bed with breaks, because he thought it would be worth risking lives during the pandemic to force it to be shown in movie theaters.

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  • 8000gnat@reddthat.com
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    pushing random tires out of their racks to spell “I love you” or some shit

  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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    This makes me wonder if filmmakers cringe when they see their work on tiny screens anywhere on an airplane.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      The true way to watch James Cameron’s Avatar is in the corner of a subway surfers montage.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    https://www.ablogtowatch.com/no-longer-made-seiko-tv-watch-from-1982/

    https://youtu.be/5tIAPwyVuXI

    • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It uses a line in for the video. It seems like a real desperation mover (or just showing off) to have the cable uncomfortably dangling from your wrist to the tuner. Still a cool idea for the time, though.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        I highly agree. It’s as impressive as a proof of concept and achievement as it is functionally useless. It’s 100% Seiko flexing its capabilities at the time.

        My focus here, however, is that I believe it’s the worst way to watch Interstellar.

        • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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          I dunno, someone could figure out how to watch it by mail.

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            Are you reinventing Netflix, or are you suggesting someone might watch a movie through mailed pictures one frame at a time?

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              Mailed pictures. Individually. Worse than a tiny moving picture, and nowhere near as convenient as a book.

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    I’m in a Mexican,
    tire shop.
    ba-dum dum dum
    I’m in a Mexican, woah-ohhhh, tire shop…

    I see McConaughey,
    on the tee vee,
    don’t understand just WHAT DOES HE SEE?

    [that’s all I got]

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    How dare you use subtitles? Nolan intended for the dialogue to be so badly recorded and mixed that you can’t understand a damn thing. Those godawful fight scenes and terrible choreography? It was meant to be there! Those shitty mistakes and errors left on the screen add flavour!

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      … I’m so tired of Nolan being treated as anything more than a hack.

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        Anyone who says his Batman movies are perfect, need to go back and watch the fight choreography on screen and accept that the Batman voice is absurd. I mean tdk is a great movie, but it’s a comic book movie that’s ashamed of the source material and tries to make it “real” to compensate

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    The pneumatic screw-drivers really add to the soundtrack!

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    I watched Fight Club telecine rip with watermarks on a 21" tube television in a bar in Tenerife.

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      Ok, so now we need Interstellar on a pregnancy test or microwave screen.

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        The movie in the picture you’re replying to is Tenet, FYI.

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        We know they play Doom, and someone has likely played the Bad Apple video on one too, as is customary on all things with displays, so I guess they can play Interstellar too.

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    Dub or subbed?

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      Doesn’t matter, there’s no audio anyway

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        That, or is full volume but you can’t hear anything anyway because they’re also a radio blasting rancheras, dogs barking, tools sounds, people screaming…

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        The audio is just a constant staccato of air tools.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Not as good as watching camrip on phone.

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      So happy this genre has gone away

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        It has not.

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    Pfft, it’s not even a CRT!

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    I could see a full onion article with this premise.

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      ‘full’ ‘article’

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