ddh

No? It’s an invitation. I’d have been disappointed if people I’d invited turned it down, but it’s not rude to decline.

Hmm, I was going to go with Mexican and Chinese but French has now thrown me!

Polandball

Can I get like 3 time and 1 money and… uhhh… a chocolate shake.

Talking Heads - Life During Wartime and Once in a Lifetime spring to mind.

It’s probably easier to list the Talking Heads songs that are not upbeat and depressing.

🎶 if a ten-ton truck 🌈 🎤 killed the both of us 🎶

I love the community, I just hate the posts.

It’s not even necessarily a delusion. You can be aware that something is fiction and still enjoy it.

Any dog’s bark is significantly louder than an AirTag chirp. It’s fine.

Better for what purpose? If you’re on holiday in a busy, foreign city, an AirTag for location tracking is much cheaper than this other options.

This ersatz pixelated existence merely shadows the vast, complex and frighteningly real atomic world

While you’re actually correct, language has moved on and now the meaning of ‘prompts the question’ is the dominant usage by far.

The Egg - A Short Story

Maybe only read Local and was a bad fit for the server. You know, any sane server.

Bonus prize if it makes sites accept Tor users as legitimate.

Prison escape cake, with a metal file, skeleton key and a knife baked inside.

A fair and balanced face

All good, I don’t think anyone offers it. AFAIK I2P is the only option for free torrent anonymity.

You can torrent on Proton’s free version now?

A pedophile, a felon and a thief walk into a bar.

“Just the usual Diet Coke, sir?”