Neither protecting or serving are actual job requirements.

Slipped on pee-pee at the megalomart.

Especially for something this simple.

Lift top bun “oh, this could kill me”

Shitting bricks.

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There are two kinds of people, lol.

Not booze :(

Idiocracy has transitioned from pessimistic take to optimistic. At least in Idiocracy everybody listened to the smart one and enacted changes that helped.

Contact a gym, delete a lawyer, hit the Facebook.

Yeah, I want to get in on that racket. Red cross says it costs $3900 to run a blood drive.

And as others have said, plasma donation is much more effective.

An electric blanket is one of the best ways to warm up when you’re “chilled to the bone”. Layer them between normal blankets to make the most of the heat and keep them clean, and you can get whole body heat for a tenth the cost of even a little space heater.

the number industry

All I can think of is a gruff, blue collar worker coming home, covered in oil stains. He hangs up his hardhat and lunch pail at the door. “You would not believe the day I had!” He says, “Some jackass put the 9 dies in the 6 press, and I had to spend all morning trying to pry open the hydraulics without fucking them up. After all that, I get a call that the serifs are too long on the ones and they’re getting sorted as sevens!”

90% of problems on modern cars are computers miscommunicating with other computers, out just deciding that some sensor isn’t behaving well enough, so you have to throw the baby out with the bath water. All this in proprietary formats in proprietary subsystems a filthy mortal like you can’t afford the tools to even know what’s wrong.

Everyone who doesn’t stand behind me absolutely is my enemy.

I’ll counter with the following: if you aren’t sure whether your kid will like it, it’s probably a better idea to start with renting. You’ll typically get a fully-serviced instrument with coverage for accidental damage.

Yes, it’s a fully sunk cost, but it’s predictable and you don’t have to deal with the hassle of selling off an instrument if they don’t get really into it. Once you’re confident that they’re going to stick with it and know they can handle and maintain it carefully, then you should look into buying.

All ice cream (and related desserts) will get harder as they get colder. This is because more water freezes and the fat viscosity increases. If your ice cream isn’t hard enough, your freezer isn’t cold enough.

Take a reliable thermometer and check the temp of your ice cream tub. Is be willing to bet it’s a lot warmer than the USDA recommended 0°F (253 K).

The thing is, that argument doesn’t really hold up, because g in English has two major pronunciations.

Right in the same neighborhood… Jpeg (photographic)

It’s not elitism… It just costs more to turn food into something it isn’t than it does to turn it into something it is.

If I wanted to make a bag of beefroccoli to help vegans transition into eating meat, it would cost a fortune!