Alternately: the mechanism to soft-close the lid fails after a few years.
If I lived by myself, it wouldn’t be an issue since I have no trouble gently lowering the lid. But alas, I do not live alone and am thus stuck resorting to mechanical fixes rather than behavioral ones.
Look, most toilets come with seats. Amazon knows that your fat ass broke one, the cheap shit one you just bought isn’t gonna be as good a the OEM one.
You’ll be back
Alternately: the mechanism to soft-close the lid fails after a few years.
If I lived by myself, it wouldn’t be an issue since I have no trouble gently lowering the lid. But alas, I do not live alone and am thus stuck resorting to mechanical fixes rather than behavioral ones.
That’s why I just put em in a subscription, now I don’t have to worry about it.