U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
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"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Tuesday.
  • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    13 days ago

    Yeah I thought tuffs as well. It’s the most threatening thing he’s seen because there hasn’t been any other threatening things.

    Pinching a ball on a bike seat is a clear and present danger on a naked bike ride though.