Fuck and shit just ain’t cutting it anymore.
A lot of Americans who say “fuck” will still lose their goddamn minds if you say “cunt”.
Yeah, I say cunt a lot as an American. My mom hates it which is at least partially why I love it. Shit cunt is my favorite variation.
Once the shock value of a simple ‘cunt’ has worn off, ‘thundercunt’ is my next escalation.
Thundercunt seems like stepping down on shock value. I would be more likely to say that than just cunt by itself.
It has thunder in it, can’t get more shocking than thunder :P
For best results, it depends on the context.
For example, when I’m dealing with people who cannot (or refuse) to do the simplest of tasks, I’ve found myself muttering “ugh, just read the instructions I wrote you troglodyte”.
Classic. Troglodyte is an underrated one. I also like cretin.
Moist
My friend group uses Moist to mean awesome.
That’s pretty moist, my homie.
Moist sauce!
But I don’t think tankies would mind being called “Moist”.
Oh, sorry, I thought you meant “Maoist”.
he he
Niggard/niggardly sounds like a really, really, awful choice for a word to describe someone cheap like Scrooge. It’s not a slur it just sounds way too much like one. The use of the word is controversial despite the only connection the two words share is how they sound.
I wouldn’t use the word around people though. Explaining how a word that sounds racist isn’t racist makes you appear to be more racist. It isn’t a slur but gets treated as if it was one.
✓ quite offensive ✓ not a slur X you probably still shouldn’t use it
It never matters what is, only what people think, is.
This essentially sums up cutting education and ramping propaganda.
It could be argued that the term comes from racist roots and therefore using it is racist.
You could argue that if you make up the argument I guess.
You could go full British. “You absolute/complete/total (any noun)”
You absolute sponge.
You complete brick.
You total signpost.
Its all in the delivery. Say it with enough malice and anything is an insult.
I like calling people inanimate objects. Being angrily called a “fucking waffle” or a “God damned acorn” hits different than the normal curses and slurs
Viz invented the word “fitbin” as the most offensive word ever. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fitbin
I like that. The UD link reminded me of one. We should just start calling people waffle stompers.
That reminds me, do NOT look it up if you value your eyes, “Blue Waffle”
Fungdark
I’ve heard that before but cannot place it. What is that from?
30 Rock
Piss slit
the answer is obviously “weatherboy”
Is that a reference to something?
Wouldnt you like to know Weatherboy
I guess I was really only half curious
Lately I’ve been a big fan of “bungalow”, to signify that someone has nothing upstairs.
Pig’s sluice
I’m french and I tend to swear using disgraced politician. You say “Sac à manuel valls” instead of “Sac à merde” ( Bag of shit ) and you can probably do the same with other well hated politician. There nothing like blamming Manuel Valls when I stub my toe.
The only French I know is le chat mange. I’m a big fan of your language, even though it confuses the hell out of me.
It confuse the hell out of me too. The rules are confusing and there is often stuff that contradict itself.
I’m usualy make more mistake in french than in english. I even tend to speak english when I’m too tired because french consume too much brain power.
I tried learning it for a while because I really like Jacques Brel. Then I realized I was in over my head and decided to focus on Esperanto instead. I hope to try French again someday. Y’all have amazing accents as well.
Must be nice to have disgraced politicians. Wouldn’t work in my country.
You must have some, you just have to find them.
Cooze
Pathetic
