OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square146fedilinkarrow-up1325arrow-down15
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minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 month agoWhat if the rapture did happen but none of them were worthy?
minus-squarerekabis@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoOh, please no. I so desperately want humanity (and the planet) to be rid of these people.
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down9·1 month agoThen the muslims take their place
minus-squaredickalan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoBro is totally not racist and brings up Muslim faith unannounced, fucking weirdo
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoHang on lads, I’ve got an idea.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·30 days agoThe all new Rapture Drink, now Kool-Aid flavored!
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWow, covid was an extremely shitty rapture.
What if the rapture did happen but none of them were worthy?
Oh, please no. I so desperately want humanity (and the planet) to be rid of these people.
Then the muslims take their place
Bro is totally not racist and brings up Muslim faith unannounced, fucking weirdo
Hang on lads, I’ve got an idea.
The all new Rapture Drink, now Kool-Aid flavored!
explains a lot tbh.
Wow, covid was an extremely shitty rapture.