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technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026

www.euronews.com

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Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026

www.euronews.com

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.
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    How long before the Presidency starts hosting monster truck themed executions at the Whitehouse? It can’t be much longer now.

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      The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”

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        Go away, batin’!

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        Which is classic real conservative American humor. People getting hurt.

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    This is some hick-ass shit

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      Guy knows his base (if nothing else).

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Ten bucks says this is all happening because, somewhere along the way, someone explained to him that an octagon has more sides than a pentagon.

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      Isn’t Egypt building a proper octagon as their defence HQ?

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    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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      Except Camacho was actually humble and driven entirely by duty. So much so that when they found someone he knew was smarter than him he was fully ready to give up his office. It was a matter of practicality and not ego for him.

    • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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      Camacho 2028

      • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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        Camacho was actually a fairly good president compared to your current guy. Consider:

        He appointed an expert to fix a problem he couldn’t and actually took his advice.

        He was willing to course correct when new information was presented to him.

        I don’t believe that President Camacho was a disgusting pedo.

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    Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

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    Wow, now that’s a not-the-onion post for sure, yikes.

    Oddly, not the first time people did trashy shit on the White House lawn. Look up Andrew Jacksons fucking hillbilly BBQs— just as racist, too!

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    lol so trashy. Idiocracy in action.

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    read this headline like four times lol

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    This guy will do absolutely anything to distract from the fact he refuses to release the Epstein Files, which he is CLEARLY named multiple times in… Possibly hundreds of times.

    • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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      Likely more than that. Didn’t he task like 1,000 FBI agents to work long hours redacting his name?

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        I heard it’s 2,000!

        • lost_faith@lemmy.ca
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          Isn’t he Doe174?

        • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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          All the best people are saying it!

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      Oh this was set up well before all that. UFC and Trump inked this deal back in, like, April as I remember.

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    Somebody fucking shoot him already. Jesus christ end this fucking nightmare.

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      Honestly, the follow up with Vance + Thiel taking the reins scares me a whole lot more.

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    Clown world

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    My first wife was tarded

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      I heard she’s a pilot now

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    EPSTEIN FILES

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    Is it going to be two black wage slaves, trying to feed their families?

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      Trump getting into the Mandingo game…

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