Update to the Jezebel Charlie Kirk Story
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    • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
      42·
      9 days ago

      47 hours and 21 minutes before he was shot…

      Sounds like they got the intensity off a little tho:

      I want to make it clear, I’m not calling on dark forces to cause him harm. I just want him to wake up every morning with an inexplicable zit. I want his podcast microphone to malfunction every time he hits record. I want his blue blazers to suddenly all be one size too small. I want one of his socks to always be sliding down his foot. I want his thumb to grow too big to tweet. To ruin his day with the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven would be my life’s greatest joy.

      Maybe they forgot Venus was in retrograde?

      • ctry21@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        32·
        9 days ago

        They did pay for the “shit your pants” spell, and that does happen shortly after death…so in a roundabout monkey’s paw sort of way I guess that one worked

        • FaceDeer@fedia.io
          12·
          9 days ago

          There were so many “minor bad thing happens” spells on him that the cosmos combined them all for ease of bookkeeping.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17·
      9 days ago

      In 2020 there was a worldwide pagan ritual on Halloween (in which I participated) to bind Trump in order to prevent his election. Biden won. In 2024, there was no collective ritual and we know how that turned out. I don’t actually believe in magic, but at this point, I’m happy to hedge(witch) my bets.

  • Wytch@lemmy.zipEnglish
    21·
    9 days ago

    So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.

    The Universe says, “hold my beer.”