Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前World's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down16
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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 个月前Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months. It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 个月前Yeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.
Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months.
It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
Yeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.