Probably trying to put it on the male loneliness epidemic.

Sounds like the beaver didn’t do it, lack of proper infrastructure redundancy did. Don’t blame the beaver for beaving.

It’s an incredibly impressive feat, many will be glad to know the beaver is available.

As a guy who needs his better half around him at all times so she stops him from doing stupid shit, I can see where the author is coming from.

Guy was having such a bad day he sent out hundreds of unsolicited pictures of his wood.