30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
It’s for personal use.
Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?
If only there was a vegan alternative.
you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that’s mean take a teensy piece
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
These guys were THIRSTY!
Taking a bath in style
The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I’ve heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷
There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).
I think it’s S3e01
One man’s cum is another man’s income
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He’s a twiggy alien that’s severely allergic to dogs
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
Is nothing sacred?
Prost Mahlzeit!
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I’m thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?
Why me 😭
Well it’s a little obvious don’t you think? Who else would be able to handle this absurd amount of semen? Also what would an average person do with it? Exactly. Only a person that craves the seed like we crave for oxygen would do it. Somebody that literally breaths fresh life (because of semen)
Do you have any reason (or alibi) why it should not be you?
Finally, bull milk!
Did no one see this coming?
Do they plan to make Red Bull?
