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Stamets@lemmy.world to Rare insults@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

It do be though and I'm a slut

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It do be though and I'm a slut

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Rare insults@lemmy.world · 13 days ago
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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    12 days ago

    Maybe the dude said 9 centimeters and she thought it’s inches, or vice versa. Or maybe she really has a train garage for a pussy

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    Someone needs to tell her, inches are on the other side of the ruler.

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    Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.

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      I’m short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.

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        You have an enormous vision problem?

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          Ruler says 7.5". Did I get cm and inches confused again?!

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            It’s cheating if you measure from your butthole

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Dude with a 3 inch dick told her it was the size of a 9 year old’s and she heard 9 inches.

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      Respect for the 3 inch dick guy using what might be the biggest turn off way to describe his penis and successfully banging anyway.

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    Mine is not very big, but it is very, very thin.

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      Show me.

  • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I love sex and 9 inches is too much. Sorry bros. You pull out 9 inches on me and I’m gonna hafta pass.

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