He ate a bad mushroom. Then fell out a window. Onto some bullets.
I’m unable to contain the level of shock.
The direct cause isn’t determined but they didn’t die violently or due to poison apparently.
And I know what they mean to say this, via the following:
Sviridov is the latest in a series of critics of the Russian establishment found inexplicably dead
But I think we can probably explain why they are dead: Putie really doesn’t like critics.
The direct cause isn’t determined but they didn’t die violently or due to detectable poison apparently.
Death certificate might read “Cause of Death: Putin”
I heard putin is critical of the army.
someone slipped a little Novichok under their pillows
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Thanks! I took some time and finally got it!
Did she kill/find him, or was she also found dead?
Lieutenant General Vladimir Sviridov, 68, and his wife Tatyana, 72, were found dead on Wednesday in their bedroom, said the Kyiv Post. They looked to have been dead for about a week before their discovery, according to the newspaper.
Weird how they both died of old age at the same time
They must have been super duper critical if no one noticed his disappearance for a week.
Somehow they must have accidentally fallen out of a 10th floor window and into their bedroom
Such a bad way to have it all ended prematurely in the autumn of life…
What a shit awful post title