Beardedsausag3

I’ll keep you company, I laughed

tongue click Nice.

Imagine having more chin than fucking brains. Absolute degenerate cunt.

I blame 2 ply toilet paper… And Putler.

Not far down the road from The Coq and Bulls

Yes - to the extent I no longer have Sunday roast dinner. Every time I’d just crave a cheeky smoke after a big ol satisfying meal. It’s been several years and I know I’d end up coughing up a lung and it’d taste like shit but that fleeting thought doesn’t care about that… It’s just the enshrined idea of a ‘nice’ smoke after a roast.

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

Rumour has it they found tunnels inside them.

Nope. Yer can feck off Zuck! Yer ain’t comin’ aboard my ship! 🏴‍☠️

the drawings will fade away in “a week or two,”

Pretty sure the drawing will still last longer than that shoddy job of filling.

A type of snake mixed with a rat.

Removed by mod

I’m unable to contain the level of shock.

squirts Kimmy with the water spray bottle

Looking dapper, you’ll smash it