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Have you said thank you?
Lol. :)
“Art of the deal”
Red boxes are very on trend at the moment, everyone is saying so
Red is faster, so red boxes are fast money, right? 🤔
MAGA Red ™
Starting to understand why the GOP color is red.
- Russia
- Negative growth
- Anger
- Bloodshed
- War
It’s working as planned. Those with cash get to pick up stock at deep discounts. What’s the problem?
😔
We’ve got the best stock market in the world, it’s ginormous, we will make it even better!
These Cambodians were ripping us off but not on my watch. I’ll make some great deals and soon we’ll be living just like them. The finest corrugated iron shacks you’ve ever seen.
What’s the tarrif on iron?
“Mr. President, can you explain the recent market plunge, and whether they were an intended effect of the reciprocal tariff plan?”
“The plunge? Fake news. There is no plunge, the only plunge is our plunge towards making America great again. The Democrats don’t want it, they’re selling off like crazy. Numbers never seen before. The tariffs are working, Canada is scared. Mexico is scared. Europe, China, Antarctica, all of them scared. They’re nothing” without us and they know it. But the Democrats, the Democrats. Corrupt Democrats are trying to undermine the greatest tariffs plan America has ever seen. They’re lying about the economy, tricking the banks to sell. But that’s fine, it’s fine. It’s their loss, they want to lose. The real winners, Elon, Pete, and other real hardworking Americas know this. They buy.
Trump and his circle have to be making billions shorting the market with this tariff sham he’s running every month.
There’s nothing else that makes sense and he’s going to play this yoyo tariff game as long as it keeps moving markets. Only way it might stop is if one of these controlled dips gets away from him and the bottom falls out of the market completely.
There’s nothing else that makes sense
Do not attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence.
I’m not saying these aren’t malicious people, but the explination that makes the most sense is that they are, in fact, that stupid.
Stupidly malicious. Money is the main motivator and we’ve seen Trump do the dumbest shit to make it in the past, Trump steaks, Trump University, Trump Bibles etc.
Repeatedly crashing the economy in order to short it is right up his alley.
ARE WE GREAT AGAIN YET?
Looks like a voter map. They get what they voted for 🤭
Fortunately, my company seems mostly immune to the news… because we’re fully capable of tanking our own stock price, thank you very much!
Modern problems require modern solutions!
Which company is NKE that’s getting hit so hard lmao
That’s Nike. I believe they produce their stuff in Vietnam and that is getting hit with 46%. It’s brutal.
Air Jordan to Bear Jordan lmao
Nike
Oh good, United healthcare is up.
Goddamit I’m just sitting here waiting to lose my job over this fuckery.
Hell yes, a super sale
My automated payment went in today, bargins for non-us investors
My manual payment went in just now
“We just have to stick with him and things will get better.” - Loser Conservatives