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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

These rules are draconian

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These rules are draconian

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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

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Ah, the little known Newtons 4th law of motion:

Public masturbator shall not be able to bust a nut under 1200 seconds.
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  Might be off by one zero. Or two.
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    Yeah. His empirical study might have involved just a one specimen who might not have been a genuine public masturbator.
    
    For science, I guess.

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