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Well Finland has the saying “Everything is big in America”

…good and the bad, triumphs and fuck-ups.

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“Enjoy your apocalyptic singularity ingrates”

For the moment

Padlocks only slow you down about 2min. Two padlicks only about 4min.

If somebody can grab the deck, all padlocks are futile, unless you want to prevent people from breaking your leaderboard score while running away from you.

After all these years chicken shit sounds good

So, only two choices. Keep the door closed or depopulate places.

You really don’t wanna see grandpa when he sleeps past 10:40.

Shit, no more Canon then.

They had photoshop water in greek tragedy?

His spider-sense is tingling.

So actually baby ric ric?

Here, if you exclude hazardous materials, unsorted generic waste is most expensive, burnable materials, house appliances and electronics are free.

Some clueless assholes are surprised by this, leave and dump their cargo soon after the exit gate, just to say fuck you.

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They didn’t sort in any way and there was extra cost, so they decided to dump it on the road?

Either I’m running all over the place + overtime or I have nothing to do and just stare at a wall for 8 hours. Both options are equally shit, no middle ground, no option for remote work and all fall to the category of bullshit job. Fun times.

Just do jumping jacks till you’re dry.

You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.

You should really be careful with commitments to industries that are sponsors at your vocational school. They are there to “consume”.

That is funny

… and you mom when the last of the coke drips on your pants.

Probably not anymore, but the old names stick in places that nobody cares about.