Which coupons did his sister use to bail him out? Facebook needs to know these important details!
Did find his plate though.
I see his issue. It says Republic of Texas but has State of Texas seal. Rookie mistake
Complete with typos. Seems legit!
I think that’s part of the magik. It doesn’t work if everything is spelled correctly.
Dang, he doesn’t say. Did she wave her arms and hypnotize the jail clerk like the vampires on What We Do In The Shadows? Who knows.
Don’t be silly, this is a serious situation! She probably used this legal instrument:
“My anti-law spells didn’t work. I’m being oppressed!”
I’m actually shocked that they decided to get the carry license.
Of course they’ve now contracted with the government and all bets are off.
Because deep down they know it’s all bullshit and they’re unwilling to catch a gun charge, but they don’t mind pretending traffic law is beneath them.
Yes, you can carry without a license in Texas. I’m assuming either they have priors, or it’s unregistered, and that’s why they charged him with illegal possession.
What? A person like this who very obviously follows the spirit and letter of the law has priors?
Was it in a courtroom with a fringe on the flag? Because that doesn’t count since it’s maritime law.
Instant 5 stars with that passport card ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
His plate:
Bold to display “Non-US Citizen” on your vehicle. In this day age. In fucking Texas.
He’s Hispanic too, so it’s extra mins boggling.
Somehow I believe that the author is withholding information.
Despite Texas being so gun-friendly, it’s probably something with “possession of a firearm during commission of a crime” or something.
