Don’t forget, if the cop isn’t wearing his hat, the ticket is invalid!
if you’re pregnant the officer has to allow you to urinate in his hat
What
its a weird myth thats been around for a while in the UK
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/can-pregnant-woman-legally-urinate-14609039
Remember, they have to tell you if they’re a cop.
The police when they pursue me for 2 miles on the interstate to the nearest church: 😔
Don’t forget to extend your middle finger towards the police officer while winking and waggling your eyebrows up and down! This is a secret mason salute and they can’t arrest you after that or the Head Poobah will come down from his space ship and take away their policing license and give you $10,000!
Wow. This reminds me of something I heard way back in the 80’s, where word was if you managed get away long enough to park and get out of your car, they couldn’t prove that it was you driving and you’d get away with it.
I think there’s a grain of truth in there; like, if they didn’t actually see your face, and somehow you escape and get back to your house without them seeing you actually exit the vehicle… I don’t know. It was all sort of theoretical back then, and being predicated on winning a car chase pursuit I’d forgotten about it until just now. I wonder if that’s some ancestor rumor to the current web of SovCit beliefs.
