Steal your vessel? What was he, a pirate? Did he have an eyepatch and a pegleg?
Poor boat captain :(
I guess you drive a car but travel in a vessel.
These people love their magic words. Of course, they never actually work, but it’s not going to stop them from continuing to try.
These are the people who click on ads that say “the secret health fix your doctor doesn’t want you to know about”.
So he wants to use a court of law to sue somebody?
Hope he brings the right coupons!
If someone steals your “vessel”, contact Starfleet immediately. If it has a cloaking device, though, you’re probably fucked.
Cops with their boat trailers, all ready to claim salvage on the USS Oldsrusty, it ain’t right, I tell ya.
A psychologist might have helped, if consulted before the delusion had set in that deep…
It’s too late for this guy. He didn’t declare a fee schedule and jiggle his left foot 8 times at the time the tickets were issued.
Don’t be like him. Contact me before any interaction with state tyrants for only $750/hr and I will teach you everything you need to know. You can be reimbursed from your straw man account that is held by the government so there’s no need to worry about the costs. Just go to my website where I sell dog bandanas with WWII insignias and click on the “Contact The Real Person” link.
By reading this you agree to the fee schedule posted on my website. Anyone violating this will be held accountable in a court without a gold-fringed flag. I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all. Furthermore…
The store didn’t accept my monopoly money so I want to personally sue the cashier.
I wonder if cops can just hand them a card that says “Your made up rules carry no legal authority.”
