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Steal your vessel? What was he, a pirate? Did he have an eyepatch and a pegleg?
So he wants to use a court of law to sue somebody?
Hope he brings the right coupons!
If someone steals your “vessel”, contact Starfleet immediately. If it has a cloaking device, though, you’re probably fucked.
Cops with their boat trailers, all ready to claim salvage on the USS Oldsrusty, it ain’t right, I tell ya.
A psychologist might have helped, if consulted before the delusion had set in that deep…
The store didn’t accept my monopoly money so I want to personally sue the cashier.
I wonder if cops can just hand them a card that says “Your made up rules carry no legal authority.”
