DEER DIERY
THING ARE RELLY LOOKING UP FOR ONSE
A NUMBER OF PEPLE HAVE STOPD BY TO SEE ME AND TAKE PICHRS FOR THE MEMRIES
MAYBE I WAS RONG ABOUT LIFE
MAYBE I WAS RONG ABOUT PEPLE
I THINK ILL LIVE
- BARE
Gubmint: NO TALKING TO THIS BARE
“Onlookers were trying to take selfies with the bear and he’s clearly not in the mood for pictures. The bear has shown signs of severe stress,” the post said.
It described the large male bear as “stressed, depressed, lemon zest” and urged the public not to approach a black bear at any time, “especially those that are showing aggression like this big fella”.
How are we supposed to take this seriously when they make jokes?
I was really confused by that… wtf… Lemon Zest?
Urban dictionary says it’s the opposite of “easy peasy lemon squeezy”.
Yeah, just confused as how it applies to a depressed bear. You were spot on.
Bears don’t have spots, you’re thinking of leopards.
Last month Ron DeSantis, the state’s rightwing Republican governor, signed into law a controversial bill that allows the public to shoot and kill bears for a perceived threat to “a person, pet or dwelling”.
The legislation was drawn up by the Republican state congressman Jason Shoaf, a keen hunter according to his biography, who claimed in February that “bears high on crack” were breaking into people’s houses and “tearing them apart”.
At the time the Guardian was unable to find a single documented incident of any bear in Florida ingesting crack, and Shoaf did not return a request for clarification.
What planet do these people even live on?
On the bright side, this is a self-solving problem.
Yeah, but when the poor boy chomps down on some dumbass with a cell phone that whole community’s going to want it dead. :(
