It’s the lack of extraneous gold fringe tassels that really tells you something. So many times these contracts are null & void right out the gate because some goober wants to fancy it up with unnecessary gold tassels.
This contract though… this contract is surely worth its weight in gold plated fiddles.
Wait… Like the Principality of Sealand?
Was Major Bates still there?
…facebook maybe?
E: That’s not meant to be a smartass reply, I fat thumbed it…
I genuinely can’t tell if she’s talking about an app on facebook, or talking about the Facebook app itself.
What do you pair wings with? Brussels Sprouts & Russian?
Yes, it’s a true story. I just thought about it when I read your comment. No other purpose.
“I don’t want FOP, goddammit. I’m a Dapper Dan man.”
I went to a restaurant last nice that served “Vegan Chicken Wings”. It was just a plate of bones with a side of bleu cheese & a few carrots.
I told them to add a $2 up charge for boneless wings.
Yup. Got some more dicks that need a shootin’.
Yeah, just confused as how it applies to a depressed bear. You were spot on.
I was really confused by that… wtf… Lemon Zest?
He has managed not to expose himself to any reporters, so far. For whatever that’s worth.
I guess that means he’s still outperforming his predecessor, but… wtf… Green Bay? That’s twice?
Kinda makes you wonder what fuckery Fields will bring to the table.
Carl also made a career out of upending tight ends, stopping running backs, & flattening full backs.
Harrison might be a football player, but there’s a damn country mile between his “roughin’ up” abilities & Carl’s…
…but before you answer, let me introduce you to out, gay linebacker, Carl Nassib.
Go ahead Harrison. Share those views with Carl. No. No helmets or pads now.
Just you, Carl, & your oh so important views on homosexuality.
I believe the technical term you’re looking for is narcissist, “theater person” is bit of a broader metric.
Because we have the right to travel and this judge is wrong, how do we go after him?
“That’s right, you got it. Judge is wrong, so you can go after him.”
“But… how?”
“You just do it, you go after him.”
“Go where?”
“After him.”
“…and how do I do that?”
“By going.”
“This make no sense.”
“Well it should make perfect sense. Did you attend my first seminar? If not, it’s only $65 & it’ll tell you everything you need to know.
I’ll do the first one again next, so you can just pay and keep your seat…
Alright, now where were we? Ah, right…
So now that we’ve gone after the judge, who can tell me what we say when the sheriff comes back?”
Now I Know?
If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?
“Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…
Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.
Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…
Hot piss smells fuckin awful…
If you salt them and let them sit for a bit (like 10 min?) before assembling, it’ll amp up the flavor of the tomato slice & draw out some of the moisture; leaving you with a less soggy BLT.
I didn’t believe that nonsense until I tried it, now I slice & season tomatoes first. It’s kinda crazy.
Hell yeah, with lightly brined tomatoes… 🤤 Gotta let those maters soak up some salt before assembly time!
I bought Canada so I always have a Canadian supermodel girlfriend who just can’t be here right now.